Emazingly,

risu-of-anterra:

Adding your typos to the dictionary on the school computers to fuck over younger generations.

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

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nosdrinker:

Avril Lavigne said “lololol” in an official press release

chrisprattawesomesource:

Andy’s Seven Wonders of the World

i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

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urulokid:

bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

are we not going to talk about the ticker

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mileskaneunot:

ezra is 30 but acts like such a nerdkid meanwhile alex is 28 and acts like someone’s italian granpa called pepe by everyone in his small italian village

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

tomhazeldine:

And in that moment we were the Apple guy.

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

trenzallorer:

BASIC:

Name: Emma
Nickname(s): Em, Lil Skittle, Honey Bunches
Age: 19 (hella)

LIKES / DISLIKES:

Favourite Colour(s): red, teal, green (too many? idk)
Least Favourite Colour: matte gold
Favourite Food: breaded chicken of any sort
Least Favourite Food: pistachio jello (it exists, and it’s terrible)
Favourite Band/Artist: JACK WHITE, Coconut Records, Black Keys, Arctic Monkeys, Beck, NMH, ChaSE CLARK
Least Favourite Band/Artist: justin bieber (fookin punk) and t swift
Favourite Type of Movie: Comedy/Indie 
Least Favourite Type of Movie: just Never Say Never about the biebs that is the only film I hate 

One thing you can’t get enough of: bacon
One thing you hate more than anything: h8rz

LOVE LIFE:

Are you single? NOT ANYMORE oh ho ho
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? HELL YES
Do you flirt a lot? I do and I need to stop that shit
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yeah but it’s not for everyone
Do you fall in love fast? Slow as a turtle, my friend
Do you ever make the first move? Rarely but it’s rad when I do
Do you want to get married? I think I want a good party someday but weddings are expensive and mostly dumb idk yes probably

ARE YOU…

A daydreamer? yes 
Talkative? around certain people
Energetic? I wish I was more so
Happy? When I am in good company
Trustworthy? ABSOLUTELY unless you ask me about school heh heh
Confident? Every other day
Friendly? When I am not feeling hella depressed
Sarcastic? NOOOOOOoooo
Dependable? HELLA
Adaptable? NOT VERY
Emotionally strong? HAHAHAHA nah son

Religious? I BELIEVE IN THE BLUES

Indecisive? Rarely

Outgoing? Every other day or so

Nosy? On occasion 
Lazy? Often
Artistic? Oh ho yes
Thoughtful? Too thoughtful damn
Considerate? I try really hard actually
Romantic? If I am with the right person (I AM)
Obsessive? Uh YES
Sincere? mostly
Tolerant? depends

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mynamesdiana:

by Abdul Kircher

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Self-respect has nothing to do with sex or nudity. Self-respect means making choices that make you happy. —Unknown  (via dirrtyfilthynasty)

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